Compass dinghy

Because perfection is boring. This dinghy has stories. It once carried my entire monthly shopping while I sang sea shanties off-key. It didn't sink. Your therapist wishes she was this reliable.
Holds 2 adults + 1 dog who thinks he's the captain.
Artisanal glue stains in a charming "abstract expressionist" pattern. Looks like a toddler had a meltdown with Gorilla Glue. Modern art collectors, this is your yacht upgrade!
Serious inquiries only. No lowballers – I know what I got (a slightly sticky legend).
15€ (or trade for 3 Greek beer packs and good vibes).